O.K. Someone must of had me in mind when they came up with this soap. I love coffee but get horrific heartburn from drinking it. However, I still need my morning caffeine fix. This seems to be a perfect fit.
The ad reads like this:
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who don't regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world's first caffeinated soap. When you think about it, ShowerShock is the ultimate clean buzz ;)
Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous. Each bar contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we're not kidding and no you don't eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin.